Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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