You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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