Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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