Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
