How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I love having hate sex.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Randomize
