You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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