He is an equal opportunity slut.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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