If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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