Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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