Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Operation Purity has been aborted
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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