Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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