Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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