I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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