I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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