i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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