did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
