what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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