Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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