Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
We need to feng shui this bitch.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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