Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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