the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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