FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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