I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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