that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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