if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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