Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
dude. I can hear the air.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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