I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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