I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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