Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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