Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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