i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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