I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
