no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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