Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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