Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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