the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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