Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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