Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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