Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Damn victory sex feels great
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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