Your mouth is God's brothel.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
