STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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