Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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