Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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