I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...