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I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday

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(213): I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday http://tfl.nu/jq66

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You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

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(913): You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion. http://tfl.nu/50jg

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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.

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(513): You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute. http://tfl.nu/xfpy

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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.

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(512): I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog. http://tfl.nu/2ss8

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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.

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(818): I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. http://tfl.nu/hxik

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.

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(203): The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward. http://tfl.nu/eiym

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I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.

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(970): I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl. http://tfl.nu/cu8p

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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.

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(941): Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game. http://tfl.nu/smzi

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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?

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(937): I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date? http://tfl.nu/q2p4

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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.

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(502): Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high. http://tfl.nu/rams

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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can

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(775): He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can http://tfl.nu/kb09

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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.

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(605): I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way. http://tfl.nu/xvcq

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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.

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(617): The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie. http://tfl.nu/3kb9

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The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.

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(818): The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink. http://tfl.nu/7x1a

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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home

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(951): I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home http://tfl.nu/0s5f

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