My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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