my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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