spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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