Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i think i have herpe
just one?
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her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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