I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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