i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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