Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
