yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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