There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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