Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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