Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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