Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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