I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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